Because we're always telling Nolin "No hitting" guess what he says whenever we spank him now? Touche my short friend...
Like his Momma, Nolin likes to hear the sound of his own voice. At least 2x a day he can be heard rattling off all the words he knows. He still won't say the ABC's or count though. Go figure...
Who cries at the end of Toy Story 3 every time? This girl. The thought of my babies going off to college someday makes me lose my marbles. These movies also make me want to save every toy they ever play with LOL!
Nolin has a new hiding spot: The linen closet. In other words, I'll hear screams for help, open the door & he'll be perched on one of the higher shelves. This kid is ITCHING for another ER visit!!
Mason never stops moving. Not ever. Even in his sleep I hear the non stop rustling of his sheets all night! He's also discovered his voice. And that he can compete with Nolin. Mornings are SUPER fun these days!
Nolin has a new chore. Since he's obsessed with destroying the dog food/water when its out I decided to make him start giving them food & water in hopes that he wouldn't want to destroy his own hard work. So far, so good :)
Adam has been giving me the chance to go out with my co-workers on Mondays for trivia night & drinks at The Pub. Its nice to get out for a couple hours & have some fun! I wish he could come too though. I absolutely LOVE my coworkers.
Mason officially has an eating disorder. No, 2. He pigs out (over eaters anonymous) then sticks his fingers down his throat & throws up. But of course he wants to eat again. Good grief.
Full moons + a building full of reality challenged senior citizens = days from hell. What happens in the therapy room, stays in the therapy room LOL!!
Nolin is back to telling me "No touch" when I change his diaper. Then he wiggles his junk in my face. I have a very real fear that his life's ambition right now is to be a Chip 'n Dale o_O
In ONE night I was peed on 2x. Then pooped on 1st thing in the morning. These boys are already conspiring against me!
I keep finding rocks all over my house. Which means Nolin is smuggling them inside in his pockets. I have this recurring vision of Mason choking on rocks in the near future :/
Instead of washing my sheets & scrubbing my mattress every day, I've decided to layer pull ups. I'll keep you posted on our puddle progress :/ (Ps yes we plan on purchasing a water proof casing but since we're hot-natured people we have to get a heavy duty one that's NOT vinyl. Which is $70 lol.)
In a fit of road rage, Nolin ripped the steering wheel off his cozy coupe then proceeded to beat the living daylights out of the dashboard with it. This kid ain't EVER getting his license!!!
I have a repetitive motion disorder in both arms from doing the "baby butt pat" lol.
The list of major purchases we need is growing exponentially. The couch has lost its padding & is covered in stains. The upholstery on the recliner has been shredded by the dogs. Our bed is caving in the middle (not to mention the giant spider that has taken up residence somewhere in there). Our less than 2 years old tv took a total crap & costs more to fix than we paid for it. And if we owned this house (or want our security deposit back) we would be in the market for new flooring since Nolin can't grasp the concept of not throwing cups/pizza/BBQ, peeing on the floor or spitting his green juice everywhere. We are now accepting donations lol. Or lottery tickets ;)
I did a spring cleaning of the floor vents. Here's my loot:
Do you ever wonder how judgemental the people working drive-thru's are? Like when Adam makes me order like 4-5 meals + ice cream lol. I wonder if they're thinking "Damn!! No wonder that girl is such a heifer!!" Hahahaha! Or, or (& this is a good one) the guy at the drive through liquor store when I have the kids with me & make 2 stops there for a case of beer & cigs 2x in an hour!!!!!! He was totally checking my eyes & coordination the 2nd time through lmao!!!! (FYI, this was when Adam 1st hurt his back & was drowing out the pain. No he's not an alcoholic lol)
I'm sure there was more but I forgot to write it down...Which of course means I don't remember it now lol :)
Like his Momma, Nolin likes to hear the sound of his own voice. At least 2x a day he can be heard rattling off all the words he knows. He still won't say the ABC's or count though. Go figure...
Who cries at the end of Toy Story 3 every time? This girl. The thought of my babies going off to college someday makes me lose my marbles. These movies also make me want to save every toy they ever play with LOL!
Nolin has a new hiding spot: The linen closet. In other words, I'll hear screams for help, open the door & he'll be perched on one of the higher shelves. This kid is ITCHING for another ER visit!!
Mason never stops moving. Not ever. Even in his sleep I hear the non stop rustling of his sheets all night! He's also discovered his voice. And that he can compete with Nolin. Mornings are SUPER fun these days!
Nolin has a new chore. Since he's obsessed with destroying the dog food/water when its out I decided to make him start giving them food & water in hopes that he wouldn't want to destroy his own hard work. So far, so good :)
Adam has been giving me the chance to go out with my co-workers on Mondays for trivia night & drinks at The Pub. Its nice to get out for a couple hours & have some fun! I wish he could come too though. I absolutely LOVE my coworkers.
Mason officially has an eating disorder. No, 2. He pigs out (over eaters anonymous) then sticks his fingers down his throat & throws up. But of course he wants to eat again. Good grief.
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| Chubba Wubba!! |
Full moons + a building full of reality challenged senior citizens = days from hell. What happens in the therapy room, stays in the therapy room LOL!!
Nolin is back to telling me "No touch" when I change his diaper. Then he wiggles his junk in my face. I have a very real fear that his life's ambition right now is to be a Chip 'n Dale o_O
In ONE night I was peed on 2x. Then pooped on 1st thing in the morning. These boys are already conspiring against me!
I keep finding rocks all over my house. Which means Nolin is smuggling them inside in his pockets. I have this recurring vision of Mason choking on rocks in the near future :/
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| See that fist full of rocks?! |
Instead of washing my sheets & scrubbing my mattress every day, I've decided to layer pull ups. I'll keep you posted on our puddle progress :/ (Ps yes we plan on purchasing a water proof casing but since we're hot-natured people we have to get a heavy duty one that's NOT vinyl. Which is $70 lol.)
In a fit of road rage, Nolin ripped the steering wheel off his cozy coupe then proceeded to beat the living daylights out of the dashboard with it. This kid ain't EVER getting his license!!!
I have a repetitive motion disorder in both arms from doing the "baby butt pat" lol.
The list of major purchases we need is growing exponentially. The couch has lost its padding & is covered in stains. The upholstery on the recliner has been shredded by the dogs. Our bed is caving in the middle (not to mention the giant spider that has taken up residence somewhere in there). Our less than 2 years old tv took a total crap & costs more to fix than we paid for it. And if we owned this house (or want our security deposit back) we would be in the market for new flooring since Nolin can't grasp the concept of not throwing cups/pizza/BBQ, peeing on the floor or spitting his green juice everywhere. We are now accepting donations lol. Or lottery tickets ;)
I did a spring cleaning of the floor vents. Here's my loot:
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| Ridiculous. And this is just 1 vent! |
Do you ever wonder how judgemental the people working drive-thru's are? Like when Adam makes me order like 4-5 meals + ice cream lol. I wonder if they're thinking "Damn!! No wonder that girl is such a heifer!!" Hahahaha! Or, or (& this is a good one) the guy at the drive through liquor store when I have the kids with me & make 2 stops there for a case of beer & cigs 2x in an hour!!!!!! He was totally checking my eyes & coordination the 2nd time through lmao!!!! (FYI, this was when Adam 1st hurt his back & was drowing out the pain. No he's not an alcoholic lol)
I'm sure there was more but I forgot to write it down...Which of course means I don't remember it now lol :)
4 comments:
Oh my goodness you've been busy! I'm jealous of your pub nights!
Always! Man, having 2 kids is no joke! It's certainly not for the faint of heart haha! And if it makes you feel any better...Pub nights have ended. My husband is facing back surgery now so even though I was nursing the baby to bed before I went, a wild 2yo is more than he can handle now :( It sure was fun while it lasted though!!
We totally have a couch we have been wanting to sell...let me know if you are interested;)
Really? Send me a pic of FB with the details whenever you get a chance. With everything going on with Adam's back & being on disability I doubt we can afford it for a couple months though. And I know he's really hoping to be able to afford a sectional next spring lol! It's probably wishful thinking though :p
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