(Nolin comes running in the house with a big bouquet of daisies)
Nolin: Mommy!! Here!!
Me: Oh thanks!!! Those are pretty!! Did you pick them out?
Nolin: Yes
Adam: And they were only a $1.50...That's my little bargain hunter!!
Me: Really Adam?!?!
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(As I check the Mason's diaper for a funky smell)
Nolin: Baby pooped?
Me: Don't you smell that?
Nolin: Yes. Baby pooped!
Me: Yep! Shooey!
Nolin: (sighs & shakes his head)
Me: Want to smell it?
Nolin: Yes
(He runs over, peeks in his diaper, takes a big whiff & starts gagging)
Nolin: Ewwwww!!! Shooey baby!!!
Why do I like to torture my child haha?!?!
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(Nolin starts playing with Mason's feet)
Nolin: Mommy!!! Boo boos (as he points to Mason's toes)
Me: Where? I don't see anything!
(I'm kind of panicking cause I had just read an article about a girl with worms coming out from between her toes!)
Nolin: Mommy!! Look!!! Yucky!!
(I see him start grabbing something from Mason's foot)
Me: Oh honey, that's just toe jam.
Nolin: Ew!!! Yucky!!
Me: You probably have some too!
(He checks his toes)
Nolin: No Mommy...Baby is ew.
(He scrunches his face & makes a gagging sound as he walks away)
At least it wasn't worms right?!?!
Nolin: Mommy!! Here!!
Me: Oh thanks!!! Those are pretty!! Did you pick them out?
Nolin: Yes
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