Me: I want fried chicken.
Adam: Um. Okay.
Me: I want a
blizzard...
Adam: (looks at my stomach) You aren't pregnant are you?!?!?!
Me: (hysterical laughter) God I hope not!!!!
Sheesh. Can't a girl
just crave something sometimes?!
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(Upon
seeing my blizzard...)
Nolin: (full body convulsions & begins jumping
up & down) Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, MINE!!!!!
Me: Um HELL no.
Not if you get a sugar rush just LOOKING at it!!!
Nolin: (Throws himself
on the ground & starts wailing like his best friend was
shot)
Me: Aaaand the Oscar goes
to...
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Nolin: I need help.
Me:
What do you need help with?
Nolin: I need the car.
Me: Where are
you going?!
Nolin: To the store.
Me: For what?!
Nolin: I
need more toys.
Me: <insert flabbergasted look>
Nolin:
(matter of factly) Mommy, I need help. C'mon...
I'm at least thankful
that he recognizes he can't drive the car. Cause after his road rage incident in
his cozy coupe...It'll be a LONG time before I let him drive!!
Monday, November 12, 2012
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